Had to share tis financial news with you

[River Song]

A couple of additional thoughts.

1. Why do all preppers say "clear your credit cards?"
Surely if the S is hitting the fan, then I would say max the buggers out?

2. With regard to HSBC. I'm sure you've heard of these situations when crowds of people come together alledgly to have a group dance or something. Can't remember the word.
I wonder whether it would be possible to start a run on HSBC