The dubious quick kill pt1 & 2

[Tartar Horde]

Mort old chap please pay attention now!
The UK is made of separate countries England, Scotland, Ireland (north) and Wales. Your analogy with California is wrong, California is a state within a country made up of states, ours is a state made up of countries! You will always be an American, i however will never be Scottish, Irish or Welsh.
I thought it would be obvious why having "skill with a sword" would be an advantage as opposed to people who don't, and you disappoint me that a man of your intelligence can't work that out, unless it was an off the cuff curt reply.
I won't post this reply in triplicate as I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you can understand something without having to read it three times.

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As an after thought, it would almost be worth it to pay for your air fares and accommodation for me to take you to a place in Glasgow (that's in Scotland if you didn't know) called the Govan, where you can tell the locals that they are same as the English. the resulting video would make youtube history for the amount of different objects one can fit past ones sphincter.