Christmas top ten

[NorthernRaider]

NUMBER ELEVEN Combine Harvester by Scythe
NUMBER TEN I am a Home Made Cider Drinker by Mary
NUMBER NINE The Bonny Bonny Banks of an undisclosed Loch in the Highlands by HAL
NUMBER EIGHT Both sides now (of the channel) by Light Speed
NUMBER SEVEN I’m a Survivor by Big Paul (without Peter and Mary)
NUMBER SIX I am a Mole and I live in a hole by Skean Dhude
NUMBER FIVE Where have all the preppers gone long time passing by Sunna
NUMBER FOUR I’ll meet you at Midnight by Spandex

The number three in the Hit Parade PopPickers Parade is

A new String to my (Compound bow) by Tartar Horde

…….. and at number TWO was Barney and his rendition of

NUMBER TWO “The working class can kiss my ass I’ve got the Foremans job at last “

And here is this week’s number ONE, Yes it’s The Preppers with

TEN DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

“On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten MRE packs
Nine First aid Dressings
Eight Water Butts
Seven Cans of petrol
Six Broadhead arrows

FIIIIIIIVVVEEEE Ham Radioooooos

Four Filter Candles
Three tons of Fire wood
Two Woo burning stoves

And a Cache.. in a.. Pear.. Treee “