Has anybody seen my wife?

[Midnitemo]

Everytime someone mentions log burner/wood stove I pinch my self very hard.....I bought my house and gutted it to renovate and in my stupidity I fitted a big showpiece living flame gas fire....cost a shit load to do including new flue and cap and the cost of the fire....could've got a really good woodstove/log burner/range for about the same money.....doh! hindsight eh!