Defending my home against intruders

[T-oddity]

Anything can be used as a weapon its more of a case of having the presence of mind to use something, I like Hex's idea of the bog brush definitely a good weapon of distraction, some burglars will put the kettle on to boil on entering a property to use as a weapon, I do have a folding entrenching tool fastened to the outside of my camping gear that's in my bedroom that could come in quite handy and effective and weapon of choice during ww1 in the trenches.