The Post-apocalyptic Commune

[Mortblanc]

Brilliant !!!

Quit your day job.

Sell everything you own.

Gather a group of mental defectives and social misfits.

Run off to the woods.

But not too far, need a Tesco close by.

Get married to someone you are not fully committed too.

Put her up in a humble cottage nearby for the quick snog.

Spend all your money.

Become alarmed at the bad decisions made by the morons around you.

Run some of the Hobbits away.

Get divorced.

Go insane (as if he weren't already)

Be forcibly committed.

Leave the asylum for a teaching job at university.

Write a best selling book guiding the masses in how to be a total looser in life.

And call it a "survival guide" !