a sign of things to come??

[Straight Shooter]

Well try this on BP....... its may 1st ....its now 11.20 am....SS looked at this post earlier.....go,s for shower, can,t shake off BP s thread ...what if..... the dry run has gone to plan....all the predetermination analysis has been done and all boxes are now ticked off positive and reactions are exactly what were expected....even better....the gov now knows there is not a cats chance in hell of winning a second term....and it looks UKIP will landslide ....the SDP will win big......its all turning to shit .....SKY NEWS Saturday 7 am ....a warning of MORE sibre attacks are likely after the initial attack on Friday....scenes showing mayhem ...YES we were ATTACKED by hackers....they suspect Russia, CHINA, NORTH KOREA.....Dave recalls parliament ...this is no time for Elections Britain needs us now...right now....meanwhile ..GREECE announces a withdrawal from the euro......meanwhile Ukraine announces the fire by Chernobyl reactor is under complete control...meanwhile over in the USA...they announce the supply ship for the space station was indeed a hack.....they blame......meanwhile the Greece announcement is sending shock waves around the globe....shit for brains....i mean osbourne comes on the tele and asks for calm....on a bank holiday...get it !...meanwhile Cleggy poo reinforces SFB and says together we can sort it...united we stand.....meanwhile DAVE speaks to barrarkypoo they look real serious the phone gripped in daves hand with white knuckles thinks look bad.....Obama talks to the folks of the USA tells them he is standing shoulder to shoulder with the UK its a special relationship...MB is now belly laughing takes a sniff of evo stick from the polythene bag hanging from his belt via paracord and slips into a sputa meanwhile people are trying to get cash from ATMs ....they are not paying out....meantime SFB comes back on BBC to announce ATMs and all credit card movements are frozen.....them ruskies north Koreans and CHINA are saying nonsense.... but as your chancellor, i must protect all of British interests we want to be sure of who or what the threat or continued threats are.....cobra is convened ....it is announced a meeting of the G 20 be set up as a matter of urgency meanwhile BP go,s shopping as normal...but i bet you he tries the ATM....just in case that WELSH nutter might be half right.