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29 August 2015, 05:35
Alright I think you might be onto something there SS.
Sunday evening I had a serious talk with my last remaining hen about the state of the world and what needed to be done for the situation and Monday morning I awoke to find the poor bird gone!
I had not seen her for 4 days when this morning she showed up in the front garden bedraggled, emaciated and terrified.
I fed her and gave her fresh water and after eating and drinking she ran and hid under the porch, where she remained for the rest of the day.
I am certain MI5 or the CIA got her and misused her, probably with truth serum and waterboarding, in an effort to extract my intricate and exceptional plan for setting straight the universe.
Apparently they warned her to keep her mouth shut because she refuses to speak to me about anything that happened in that four day absence.
That or the aliens got her, then brought her back.
Sunday evening I had a serious talk with my last remaining hen about the state of the world and what needed to be done for the situation and Monday morning I awoke to find the poor bird gone!
I had not seen her for 4 days when this morning she showed up in the front garden bedraggled, emaciated and terrified.
I fed her and gave her fresh water and after eating and drinking she ran and hid under the porch, where she remained for the rest of the day.
I am certain MI5 or the CIA got her and misused her, probably with truth serum and waterboarding, in an effort to extract my intricate and exceptional plan for setting straight the universe.
Apparently they warned her to keep her mouth shut because she refuses to speak to me about anything that happened in that four day absence.
That or the aliens got her, then brought her back.
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Every person should view freedom of speech as an essential right.
Without it you can not tell who the idiots are.