Birch tree sap! (tapping)

[Ranger]

Just read today that birch sap is the latest magic elixer that gym bunnies are starting to get into as a natural energy drink. The supplies are coming from eastern Europe and the Baltic states where they still have vast forests of birch so die off from disease due to tapping should hopefully not have a hugely detrimental effect overall on the health of the forest eco-system. Now, considering that it's being marketed towards human hamsters, it's probably going to be seriously overpriced and will probably be adulterated with preservatives and god knows what else but as an opportunity to at least try the stuff without damaging/killing the trees it may be worth a try.