Predictions for 2017

[Jonas]

In the UK:
BREXIT will strengthen the will of the British people, who's grandparents and great-grandparents survived "The Blitz", to "blitz" many of their ungrateful "Asian" refugees back to whatever 3rd-world crap-hole they came from.

"No-go zones" will evaporate in cities in the UK.

Other European countries will look at the UK, regain their own sanity, and refugees will seek refuge back from whence they came.

The EU will collapse, thus putting several thousand unelected bureaucrats "on the dole" in Brussels.

Italy, Spain, France, Greece, New York and California will all go bankrupt.

Central banks will realize that they are no more able to "bail out" bankrupt countries than they could "bail out" the RMS Titanic with a teaspoon.

The IMF will be given a weekly 30 minute comedy show on the BBC.

Scotland will vote for independence. Kilts and eye-shadow will be the new national dress (lace under-panties will be an option).

The "Stone of Scone" will refer to the effects of a new and very powerful marijuana species that grows prolifically in the "Highlands", promotes mental paralysis, and replace single-malt Scotch whiskey as the "drug of choice".

In the USA:
Hillary Clinton will become use to a new wardrobe of the stylish, one-size-fits-all, orange jumpsuits, with "Department of Corrections" tastefully inscribed in black ink on the back!

"Mooch the Wookie" will file for divorce from B.H. Obozo on the grounds of classic fail and terminal embarrassment.

CNN will merge with the Cartoon Network and televise "Loony Tunes" cartoons 24/7/365, thus vastly increasing their audience ratings.

The entire White House Press Corps will apply for unemployment, having been replaced by Twitter tweets.

On major networks, "talking heads" will roll.

US corporations will be "strongly encouraged" to return home and get back to business. US corporations not responding to this "encouragement" will find their market share dwindling to a negative number. CEOs will once again be reminded that karma is a bitch (and probably a rabid pit-bull with AIDS)!

All-in-all, it promises to be an interesting year!