20 April 2017, 16:50
The NORK's "crazy fat kid" seems determined to kick off a war. Our intel is actually pretty good on the NORK's troop movements, emplacements, and capability. We do have to "cut off the head" quickly, then contact one or two of their generals who can issue a "stand down" order and stop the war in its tracks. Tricky, but do-able.
If at first you don't secede, try, try again!