Concealed food grown on a modern estate

[NorthernRaider]

Joined phoned and old friend who i share and interest in narrow gauge railways with, just to catch up because I've been out of circ for so long.

He said " Oh not been up to much, last this we did was put a new flat roof on the garage. the old one was plywood panels and asphalt tarcloth on a roll but it was totally worn out. So we replaced it with lightweight triple core clear upvc roofing panels like you get on modern conservatories. Garage is much much lighter so that now the wife is growing tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, corgettes and other veg inside the garage and the thieving litrtle scrotes off the estate cannot sneak in and steal em any more like they did when she grew veg in the garden"

Amazing what a bit of lateral thinking can do eh?