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Oh crap, MRS NR
9 August 2012, 20:24,
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Oh crap, MRS NR
Silly old bird was trying to open the bathroom window, she slipped got her foot tangled in the bath rack, staggered back on one leg onto the bathroom floor, her foot hit the bathmat and over she went face first into the corner of the shower enclosure.

Massive dent in forhead, bloodshot lip, mega lump on her chest, bump and scrape on her arm and a bruise on her knee.

Knocked herself stupid, son and I found her on the floor white as a sheet and shaking like a leaf.

Paramedics came and plugged her into all their kit, but she being a stupid cow refused to go to hospital.

So I'm watching her like a hawk for the next 24 hours.

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Oh crap, MRS NR - by NorthernRaider - 9 August 2012, 20:24
RE: Oh crap, MRS NR - by Prepaday - 9 August 2012, 20:39
RE: Oh crap, MRS NR - by Barneyboy - 9 August 2012, 20:46
RE: Oh crap, MRS NR - by Paul - 9 August 2012, 22:28
RE: Oh crap, MRS NR - by Skean Dhude - 9 August 2012, 23:14
RE: Oh crap, MRS NR - by uks - 10 August 2012, 00:22
RE: Oh crap, MRS NR - by Tigs - 10 August 2012, 06:35
RE: Oh crap, MRS NR - by Hrusai - 10 August 2012, 07:37
RE: Oh crap, MRS NR - by Lightspeed - 10 August 2012, 08:29
RE: Oh crap, MRS NR - by 00111001 - 10 August 2012, 09:53
RE: Oh crap, MRS NR - by bigpaul - 10 August 2012, 13:04

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