Commentary on how people are situationally unaware

[Ranger]

Driving my truck through Hounslow I approached a crossing and the lights were on green.There was a muppet stood in the middle of the crossing, glued to his phone. I stopped the truck, literally, 1 FOOT from him and he still never noticed and even when I beeped my horn it took him a full 2 seconds to look up and the look on his face was as if I'd just dropped out of the sky and asked him to take me to his leader. He then wandered off into the crowd, still staring at his bloody phone. Just about every day I have to beep my horn at junctions to stop idiots from walking across the road without looking. It's only because I would have to pay the first £500 for any damage on the truck that stops these people from getting a Darwin award nomination.