Has anybody seen my wife?

[Geordie_Rob]

I'm just wondering if anybody has seen my real wife? The one in my house currently, appears to be my wife from the outside, however there are noticeable differences which have made me suspicious.

My wife has (or had) the idea that prepping & related activities & self-reliance type items are stupid & not needed as obviously those nice folks in power will look out for us in any sort of crisis.

Over the last 6 months or so however she has allowed me to
• stock up on a few extra bits (not just food),
• get a beehive (cheers t-oddity, though no bees yet. Hopefully next year),
• apply for a firearms licence (obviously for target shooting only unless I can find a permission anywhere).
• have a new hatch & flooring installed in the loft for additional storage "if you really must start storing food & that"
• get a berkefeld water filter

Now all of this took me completely by surprise, however what has confirmed that she isn't in fact the real deal is when I suggested another calor gas heater, she suggested getting a multi-fuel stove instead "one that you can cook on the top with aswell though".

All of this without any sort of pressure from me & in some instances, were her suggestion.

A small reward will be paid for her safe return. Once the burner is installed obviously