super rats

[Mortblanc]

The last time I caught a rat of any size in one of those flipper traps he was too big for his neck to break and he got snagged by the tail and decided to take the trap back out the hole he had entered through.

Both rat and trap would not exit the hole and when I grabbed the stuck trap and slung it across the utility room a major battle ensued.

The rat ran up the wall and halfway across the ceiling like a demon possessed fool before nearly falling on top of me as I scrambled for some kind of weapon.

A hiking staff was the closest item at hand and I eventually beat the poor misguided creature to death and flung him into the back garden, but not before wishing I had tied the cuffs of my pants legs shut at the ankles and promising the God or Goddess, whichever one prefers, to lose 10 pounds so I could move faster if this ever happened again.