simple sabotage

[Bucket]

I'm just waiting for my quarterly knock on the door by El Plod, and either a morning or afternoon wasted talking to Jim or big Andy down at the station about "being a terrorist, again Bucket ?"

It's becoming a joke between us now the amount of time they waste dragging me in, filling out the forms as somebody's thought I was doing something dodgy with chemicals (I'm a research chemist with my own lab) and call in the police - They know what I do, sometimes the SOCOs up here call me in if there's something "interesting" they don't understand, - but have to investigate and do the paperwork out anyway.