murder most fowl

[Straight Shooter]

Well ...as i tried to explain to the WPC ....mary.....i was NOT in fact exposing myself ...i was actually deterring the local fox population from in and around the hen enclosure ....sure she said but do you mind explaining WHY ? your trousers were around your ankles....and your tee shirt was undone ...as per cell phone pics ? ....she said ( you won,t get many of them to a pound ) i said you won,t get many in a steel bucket sweethart....i,m on next tuesday...wish me luck !