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@$$ Rag
24 July 2015, 19:05,
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RE: @$$ Rag
Has nobody checked the notion of newspaper, pages of the koran, wall paper…or as our American friends call it…wall paper, even things like pieces of carpet, bits of curtain as poop-rags, sponges like in the medieval days.

Personally, and this is no joke, I would get a stick carved out like a small spoon, sanded down to a marble smooth finish, with an ultra long handle and a 90 degree angle. This would be the dominant 'scraper' that would allow me to flick poo a good distance…to annoy people (haha, I'm good at that). Then I'd rag up with the neighbour's curtains, a dish cloth, or something like that. Bits of rug would work too. Personally, to get squeaky clean, I'd see it like sand papering a piece of wood. Start larger grain, and work down to smooth as silk.

All would then be washed out thoroughly. Plenty of carpet about, as well as blinds/curtains, and towels and the alike.
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@$$ Rag - by Mortblanc - 23 July 2015, 00:58
RE: @$$ Rag - by Midnitemo - 23 July 2015, 01:33
RE: @$$ Rag - by Sunna - 23 July 2015, 01:48
RE: @$$ Rag - by Steve - 23 July 2015, 07:20
RE: @$$ Rag - by Straight Shooter - 23 July 2015, 08:32
RE: @$$ Rag - by bigpaul - 23 July 2015, 09:47
RE: @$$ Rag - by Scythe13 - 23 July 2015, 22:22
RE: @$$ Rag - by Straight Shooter - 23 July 2015, 23:20
RE: @$$ Rag - by Mortblanc - 24 July 2015, 00:26
RE: @$$ Rag - by CharlesHarris - 24 July 2015, 01:48
RE: @$$ Rag - by Scythe13 - 24 July 2015, 19:05
RE: @$$ Rag - by T-oddity - 25 July 2015, 07:02
RE: @$$ Rag - by bigpaul - 25 July 2015, 09:25
RE: @$$ Rag - by BeardyMan - 25 July 2015, 19:51
RE: @$$ Rag - by Midnitemo - 25 July 2015, 20:28
RE: @$$ Rag - by BeardyMan - 25 July 2015, 21:11
RE: @$$ Rag - by bigpaul - 26 July 2015, 08:40
RE: @$$ Rag - by Scythe13 - 26 July 2015, 15:34
RE: @$$ Rag - by Phil - 24 April 2017, 16:07
RE: @$$ Rag - by harrypalmer - 25 April 2017, 00:21

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