UFO In Essex?

[NorthernRaider]

Poor bloody aliens flying 1,000 million light years to get here looking for intelligent life and where do they look? Bloody Essex where the average IQ is the same as the age of its oldest virgins 10. Essex the only place where alien abductees enjoy being anally probed and are usually called Charmagne Chlamidia Smiff or more often " The Defendant"