Closing the Barn Door After the Bull is Loose

[Phil]

As I understand the beliefs of that section of the population,if you get incontact with pork of any description you don't get to Paradise,without going through a complicated cleaning procedure.
Now it occurs to me that most store have piggy produces,ie bacon,sausages,black pudding,chops etc these are the weapons to use.
If I'm incorrect re the above then I feel sure Sethorly will correct me.

So you could produce your own anti Jihadi pig water,take a couple of pork sausages break them up and put in a jar of water,let mature for a couple of weeks in a sunny location.filter and bottle in a squeeze bottle