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[Pete Grey]

Isn’t it just typical, we have a mini heat wave and at the same time there’s a shortage of carbon dioxide, consequently there are difficulties with soft drinks production.

This minor problem is insignificant, the real tragedy is the pubs are running out of gas to pump beer.

At the moment there is no rioting as the sheeple are watching the football world cup, let’s hope things get back to normal soon.