Second wave

[Straight Shooter]

I had a similar problem with corned beef a few years back .....out of date by several years .....I thought I would try it out on wild child first ......in the form of a sandwich ...I threw on some camo ....tomato and lettuce ......as I watched I realised it was in fact cat food I had opened ....oh dear ! As I watched she became frisky ....jumped on the window sill ....up and out the window....ran up the garden path......leaped onto the garage roof.....and nearly broke her neck trying to lick her arse.