(24 September 2012, 15:52)00111001 Wrote: I'm glad you & BP have met my wife - people on here must think I'm some kind of half demented raving homo. I KNEW I should have moved North instead of South! Not that far North that the blokes wear skirts and the women chuck telegraph poles though... 
Oi, Have you been spying on me !

and it's a kilt.
Oh, and Mrs B wasn't chucking a telegraph pole, it's was part of our winter fuel pile, just because it had phone cables attached to it means nothing.
Sodomi Non Sapiens.