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Every forum I read that has American on it inevitably end up with article after article about why they must be armed to the teeth to survive going to the garden shed without being butchered by Al Quaeda, Cubans, Chinese, Vietnamese, Venezualan, Iranian, Afghan and French homicidal maniacs.

Na'er a day goes by without some "Expert" with 22 years in the USMC Hiding from Somali warlord teams or retired lawmen from the Elivator Inspection Unit telling anyone and everyone that your neighbour is going to rape you and murder your wife before sexually abusing your pet pittbull, even though the neighbour is being told the same thing about them, and she is a 98 years old wheelchair bound paraplegic.

You just CANNOT survive unless you have a fully customised AR 15 sportster with 39 pounds dead weight of accessories fitted, firing silver tipped exploding ammo incase you come across Zombie Were-Wolves. You have to have a gatling gun mounted in the roof of your Toyota Prius to survive your long 200 foot commute to the convenience store where you work as a salesman ( apparently Al Quaeda have a thing about killing salesmen).

Your 18 month old toddler must not be allowed to attend nursery unless she has her Big Bird or Sessemy Street 357 Dan Wesson in her nappy bag.

Guns, guns, guns guns, guns, guns, mass fear and paranoia dominate many Americans who it appears to simply so afraid of absolutely everything they wont even walk the dog unless armed to the teeth.

" Ah never go to the John without mah Ingram Mac 10 in case Eyeranian Eye-rabs break into to try and assrape me" Says Clint Dwayne Tackledangler 240 LB aerobics instructor.

Y'know what I reckon, I reckon if TSHTF big style in the Americas there is going to be the mother of all blue on blue shootouts as 320 million hysteria driven, terrified Americans open fire with all they have at everyone else around them.

In the end this darwinian action will see millions dead and the quieter less panicy more considered approach, level headed American survivalists who kept their heads down, laid low and though still armed did not attempt to recreate a portion of RAMBO first blood , these folks with inherit the US.


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#2
Americans do seem to be fixated on guns and bullets, maybe thats why they seem to have a lot of shooting over there.
Some people that prefer to be alone arent anti-social they just have no time for drama, stupidity and false people.
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#3
Dodgy If you always have, on your person, at least 2 ways to make fire, you might be a prepper. Tongue
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#4
The americans take paranoia to a whole new level.
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#5
Canadians in general are the most laid back, gentle and charming people it has ever been my pleasure to meet, Canada is my favourite place next to my own COUNTY! dont think i would want to be an American in this day and age.
Some people that prefer to be alone arent anti-social they just have no time for drama, stupidity and false people.
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#6
Aye mate, I must agree with you on that for sure. Wink
Dodgy If you always have, on your person, at least 2 ways to make fire, you might be a prepper. Tongue
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#7
I haven't forgotten that there are upward of 2 million registered firearms / shotguns in the UK.

So whilst America might be gun mad, it could get MIGHTY noisy round the UK if everyone loosed of a single round one night at midnight,

That of course doesn't include the illegal firearms although TPTB don't really know (or care to admit) how many there are of them.

Conservative (stupid word that really) guess-ti-mate? 250,000 more.

Nor forgetting the airguns, bows, crossbows, and all other projectile throwing thingies !

Weee! Fun time.






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Woe to those who add house to house and join field to field, Until there is no more room, So that you have to live alone in the midst of the land!
Isaiah 5:8
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#10
Dont think the media helps, you must be armed to the teeth or the local meth heads will get you
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