A Vicious Weapon!
Here it is, guys...the ultimate in combat survival: I give you the falchion!
I should warn you that this piece should not be trifled with, due to the high level of severe damage that it can do.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU...THE FOAM RUBBER FALCHION!
Watch out, you guys...or, I'll buy one of these, track you down and set about giving you all serious whumpings and boynkings, with my floppy whatsit!
Sign on my back door: "Dear Burglar: Name anybody who will be looking for you beneath my floorboards!"
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