Eating ones best friend?

[Timelord]

I often wind the missus up about eating one of the dogs. They are 3 whippets and one only has 3 legs, so I say that if we get really desperate for food, then the 3 legged one will be first for the pot - but then I consider that if I just removed one leg at a time and spread it out among the dogs, then that would be fairer and I could keep the 3 mobile for a while longer. You see, they are a most loyal and mobile back up larder that follows you around, which is great if you are on the move. What an excellent low effort, high calorie mobile food source that has a homing device already installed!!

Also, with the one Whippet only having 3 legs now, I often tell friends I have already sampled one as a trial run.

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Only joking of course!! -- I hope :-0 lol