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29 August 2012, 15:44, (This post was last modified: 29 August 2012, 15:45 by 00111001.)
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RE: home security
You need:

One Rottweiler
One Machete
One Cosh
One wench upstairs with the air rifle
One 90 second distress flare (red)
One tennis ball full of flash powder.

Deploy flare, followed closely by the tennis ball. Wench provides supporting fire. Cosh in your pocket, machete in one hand and rotty in the other.

I have this set up in the prep-room, ready for the dirty crack heads to come back. Although after I burst out the house last time with the pup desperate to eat himself a "yoof" they've not been back Sad
The dog's allowed out of the prep-room btw, before I have any animal rights activists at my door!
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home security - by grumpy old man - 1 September 2011, 01:15
RE: home security - by Skean Dhude - 1 September 2011, 08:12
RE: home security - by dofman - 2 September 2011, 20:47
RE: home security - by Skean Dhude - 3 September 2011, 09:12
RE: home security - by 2DaysAgoASawAVehicle - 3 September 2011, 19:12
RE: home security - by Skean Dhude - 3 September 2011, 20:49
RE: home security - by grumpy old man - 3 September 2011, 23:07
RE: home security - by Grumpy young lad - 3 September 2011, 23:58
RE: home security - by Skean Dhude - 4 September 2011, 10:21
RE: home security - by grumpy old man - 5 September 2011, 00:48
RE: home security - by Lord T - 5 September 2011, 11:02
RE: home security - by Reynard - 15 September 2011, 21:31
RE: home security - by grumpy old man - 16 September 2011, 23:47
RE: home security - by Skean Dhude - 17 September 2011, 10:29
RE: home security - by grumpy old man - 18 September 2011, 00:02
RE: home security - by Skean Dhude - 18 September 2011, 09:42
RE: home security - by grumpy old man - 18 September 2011, 23:15
RE: home security - by Skean Dhude - 19 September 2011, 09:30
RE: home security - by iaaems - 23 October 2011, 00:07
RE: home security - by NorthernRaider - 24 October 2011, 19:34
RE: home security - by Kenneth Eames - 25 October 2011, 05:43
RE: home security - by mikebratcher69 - 14 November 2011, 11:07
RE: home security - by NorthernRaider - 14 November 2011, 11:55
RE: home security - by mikebratcher69 - 14 November 2011, 13:41
RE: home security - by grumpy old man - 15 November 2011, 11:46
RE: home security - by Skvez - 15 November 2011, 11:51
RE: home security - by Metroyeti - 22 August 2012, 20:52
RE: home security - by Tigs - 23 August 2012, 05:51
RE: home security - by Tibbs735 - 23 August 2012, 11:12
RE: home security - by NorthernRaider - 23 August 2012, 11:19
RE: home security - by Prepaday - 23 August 2012, 12:36
RE: home security - by Tigs - 23 August 2012, 12:51
RE: home security - by Paul - 23 August 2012, 13:03
RE: home security - by Metroyeti - 23 August 2012, 15:30
RE: home security - by Prepaday - 23 August 2012, 15:32
RE: home security - by Hrusai - 23 August 2012, 16:25
RE: home security - by Tigs - 24 August 2012, 06:02
RE: home security - by Skean Dhude - 23 August 2012, 21:06
RE: home security - by HunterNurturer - 23 August 2012, 21:35
RE: home security - by Metroyeti - 23 August 2012, 21:45
RE: home security - by NorthernRaider - 23 August 2012, 22:04
RE: home security - by Hrusai - 24 August 2012, 13:56
RE: home security - by Bug_out_Bag - 25 August 2012, 09:55
RE: home security - by Prepaday - 24 August 2012, 14:14
RE: home security - by Hrusai - 24 August 2012, 14:25
RE: home security - by Hrusai - 25 August 2012, 10:03
RE: home security - by 00111001 - 29 August 2012, 15:44

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