Merry bloomin xmas

[Prepaday]

10 years from now??????????????

"Happy xmas" my boyfriend says to me as he hands me over a bunch of leaves, I look at him blankly and hold the leaves, I can feel something hard in the leaves, I take the leaves away and inside is a fir cone ... "I'll cook tonight" he says.
"That is if I catch any food!"

He goes hunting and catches nothing, "Oh well roots it is then"...nom, nom

And that's xmas over for another year, no cake, no pudding, no prezzies, no decorations no music.....
Well at least we think it's xmas day as we have no calender, no watch, no computer, nothing to even tell us which day of the week it is

Thoughts anyone? (includes Birthdays, etc)