Dog Ultimatum!!!

[Barneyboy]

(25 January 2013, 17:42)Scythe13 Wrote: Okay everyone.

This one is simple, but harsh!!!

The wife has given me an ultimatum...that may have backfired on her.

She's said...Dog or Baby?!?!?!?!?!?

I have negotiated a deal......

I get a gun before we get either a dog or a baby.

So......I've figured my shooty option. Next is to decide the dog :-(

I'm leaning towards a Doberman.

I hate smelly dogs and dribble dogs (so that's 80% ruled out). I'm not going to be cleaning up dog poo either (that's her job already agreed, whether baby or dog poo).

Any information on which would be best for a dog breed?

I want something trainable, but also able to look after itself and any family members. Oh, and we have loads of smaller furry animals that we need to remain uneaten!!!

well if you r not going to look after it pal clean it clean up after it ,if i was you i would get a stuffed one. or a pet stone or pebble