prepping cannabalism and clothing...

[bigpaul]

(19 November 2011, 16:15)mikebratcher69 Wrote: no disrespect meant big paul... you may have to catch two or three and sew them together...mind you I weigh 16 stone so I'm not too far behind..... mind you I could be in front, you may be a skinny waif compared to me, but I'm all manhood and good looks...... my manhood must weigh 15 stone alone....

you must be a pair of bollocks on stumpy legs if the rest of you only weighs 1 stone!! i'm 6ft tall and weigh 18 stone, pot belly and a beard half way down my chest!! (i dont think most people would want to meet me on a dark night-i've had 1 person try to throw themselves through a plate glass window JUST to get away from me).