How Long Can You Survive Without Water?

[Nemesis]

Can we try keep on topic and save the jokes for a jokes forum, because I take my prepping quite serioues, I do understand banter but also understand thread going off course and how easy it is to happen, I like a joke as much as the next person just save it for an area of this forum for doing just that, I am here to learn from others and try give help, BP backside don't intrest me at all.