The cost of prepping

[River Song]

Yes of course ........ I remember it well
The Philosophers Song from Monty Python

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken old fart: "I'm Pink therefore I'm Spam"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!



There you go .... I mentioned SPAM therefore it comes into the Prepping category (sort of)!!