National Grid Preparing for the Risk of Blackouts this Winter

[NorthernRaider]

Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har ... You could not make it up could you, a bloody fridge magnet FFS they could have sent something useful like a candle or a lightstick.

Power goes off, 3 million Western Power customers look at glowing magnet and reach for the cordless house phone...... ooops Cordless house phones need mains power to operate the transmitter, reaches for the cell phone 3 million people dialing a premium rate phone number that does not answer because Western Powers switchboard needs mains power to work.