Where has S13 gone?

[Scythe13]

I'm glad that bellend's left. Never really liked him much! What a prick!

Wait, who are we on about?

Just popped on after a chat with SD. As he said, I'm manic busy!!!

Currently I'm staging a false bug in scenario, living without water. Please note this has nothing to do with accidentally cutting through the waterpipes in the bathroom, when ripping up floor boards. Also, this did not cause the jigsaw I was using to get wet and stop working, and in no way, shape, or form, has the wife gone mental at me and gone to live with her mum until I fix the bathroom and we have running water in the house again.

On a totally separate note, if you're crapping in a hole in your back garden, do it at night, don't wear a head torch, but make sure you do use a red light filter to find the whole, then when in position, turn the light out! Your neighbours will not see you. Oh and make sure you don't 'drop' your trousers...TAKE THEM OFF COMPLETELY! Do not leave them around your ankles! You might not crap in them (I didn't), but you might happen to accidentally piss in them if you pee when you're squatting (I'm not going to admit to this, but I will not deny it either). If you do decide to pee when in the squat position, it's okay if you take out one leg from your trousers, and swing them out to the side, so there is no way you can pee in them.

Just a couple of quick life lessons you might appreciate.