Just had an episode

[Tartar Horde]

15 minutes ago I had an attempted house entry by a young snotball!!! I watched him jump over my six foot fence and run to the front door, I saw him and bolted to meet him, as i opened the door he tried to push past me shouting some shit about being "chased", I grabbed him by the hair and an arm lock and threw the little turd out on his arse, he just ran off shouting sorry-sorry. This could have been a lot worse if he managed to just walk in bearing in mind I have swords easily to hand, it would have ruined my night having to skewer someone
Tommorow barbed wire is going all round my fence.

[MaryN]

What a pity you had all that self- control, TH.

[NorthernRaider]

Make sure you smear dog shit on the barbed wire to ensure any poor misunderstood innocent waif from a broken home with a £500 a day drug habit gets a lethal infection.

[Tartar Horde]

Mary-Mary are you suggesting I should have kicked the snot out of him?

[NorthernRaider]

TH I have a notice on my back door right next to the NRA life member sticker that reads " Anyone found here at night, will be found here in the morning" What if he comes back with his mates?

[MaryN]

How perceptive, TH - yes!

[Tartar Horde]

TH I have a notice on my back door right next to the NRA life member sticker that reads " Anyone found here at night, will be found here in the morning" What if he comes back with his mates?

Hardly likely to come back with his mates NR, he was an opportunist thief, God forbid that happens but if I feel my life is in danger I will be their worst nightmare.

[NorthernRaider]

Good man keep prepped .

[Steve]

I'd have let him past - have you seen the price of dog food lately ? ;-)

[Barneyboy]

There's a fare bit of meat on them scum bags Steve