Just had an episode

[Steve]

(5 December 2015, 23:24)Tartar Horde Wrote: Unfortunately Charles we are not allowed to electrocute people the poor darlings have their human rights after all.

I feel the mood shifting a little, but until recently putting barbed wire or broken glass around your fence actually runs a risk of getting you prosecuted if some scumbag hurts himself on it. Stupid stupid stupid namby pamby political correctness.

However, some nice bushes planted by the fence can guarantee the scumbag a memorable landing.

Pyracantha is both pretty and fragrant, your visitor is sure to take some home with him. Plant with roses, for an interesting mix of straight needles and thick curved thorns.