Motoring madness

[NorthernRaider]

Just been to pick my son up from work in a shopping mall, driving up the A19 A pair of half witted retards in a Transit pickup had not secured their load of 8 x 4 plywood boards, as they were driving along the boards were lifting off one at a time and cartwheeling down the road causing total effing chaos for the following traffic.

[MaryN]

Grest stuff, NR, hope you didn't cop it. Reminds me of the time I saw a caravan turn a cartwheel on a motorway. Nothing says "slow down, idiot" like a caravan spread across three lanes!

[NorthernRaider]

Yeah I just pulled into a lay by near Peterlee and waited ten minutes, back home now and the wind is horrendous.

[Skean Dhude]

Just remember that the average IQ is 100 and that is only 100 after they have all been averaged out. Although the figures still have an average IQ of 100 your IQ has gone up and the people who were 100 a few years ago are now a few points up as well and it isn't that they have gotten any brighter. The numbers are on their way down since we have brought in millions of people with below average IQs. Whoo Hoo Socialist ideals.

In saying that they were probably Geordies from the sticks anyway. NR should have helped his cousins out.

[BeardyMan]

So what are you going to use your new plywood boards for NR?

[NorthernRaider]

SD there's no Geordie DNA in my family, anything displaying socialist attributes is put down at birth, Geordies are just Mackems who have been lobotomised

[Sunna]

whats in bm dna........

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=euro...ajaxhist=0

[Carnebwen]

Followed a van with the back door open and a selection of huge Huge rolled up carpet/rugs. One came out the back. Driver didn't notice. Fortunately it was at traffic lights so no one was hurt.

Riding motorbikes, if I see anything like the above I back right off. Same with Lorries or cars whose roof still has 3 inches of snow on it ready to slide off.