Don't Mess With Texas

[Straight Shooter]

When i went in to have my Angiogram ...next bed down was Norman....got chatting "where about's you from " i told him ....my brother used to teach there ....what's his name i ask.....Ivor ..... his said ....bloody hell ....the most inspirational teacher i had...i say ....how is he ? ....well he's just won best onion at ... show.....i am not at all surprised Norman, back in the day he took maths , gardening and sports....he is 85 years old now ....he still does not drink tea or coffee ....only water ..... i remember Ivor well 6' 6" and as lean as a gypsies dog upright and shoulders back ....no one fucked with Ivor in fact no one tried ..... he commanded respect and respect was freely given by all......my grandfather shared some gardening secrets with Ivor....."how is that grandson of mine doing Ivor "......well Will lets just say he's a work in progress...." you straighten him up Ivor!".........give me a 1000 Ivors and i will sort out the whole of the UK in one year.....without fear of contradiction.....Teachers are the most important rock of the civilised world all they need is to be released from the shackles that hold them back.....Governments .