Coffee

[Straight Shooter]

I am now on the forth bag of coffee (ground) the latest brand is (illy) ....i am using a filter coffee machine and the French push down job ........this latest brand is 100% Arabica four scoops to six cup mark seems good for the first try ....not cheap ...but Hey.....bought from ASDA i will list all others in order later......shopping this morning in Aldi's ....jamb packed ! ....we do the shop ...hit the check out and head for the door .....the beeper go's off... wtf ....i spin around and shout "you'll never take me alive copper" everyone turns and looks "i know Karate" ...hand movements and chops .....silence......"i am married for god sake " .....laughter..... wild child mutters "yes to me "....mercy have mercy.....we trolley on over to the car.....i load up jump in start up.... Then ......"fair play you are a total idiot ! " ......as punishment i will now have to do dinner AND tickle her back for at least two hours .....me and my big mouth .