Urban Raiders

[Scythe13]

(30 January 2012, 16:57)00111001 Wrote: If anyone decided to let themselves into my house I consider them my property. I might just decide to keep 'em.

I like your way of thinking.

I'd put them in the dog cage and tell them "You're our new pet gimp. I'm so glad you came by. Our last gimp died horribly, and we had to bury him a couple of weekends ago alongside one of our other gimps in the garden. You're the 4th pet human we've had. I wouldn't recommend trying to escape...that's how we lost our second one. But it's okay...he became a part of us.....afterall, you are what you eat. He was delicious." Then give them a big smile. "It's a good job you're a male/female. They seem to be be the ones that survive longest."