Re-tired

[Mick]

Incidentally I've never smoked because breathing smoke seemed a bit insane and filthy to me; and I've never drank either; I tried a few sips in my early teens but it all tasted like cat pee and i've never touched it since except when some naughty women have tried to get me drunk at works parties and i've gone along with it to be a good sport and as an experiment.
As it took effect I noticed the earth's axis had taken on a pronounced tilt and i couldn't walk straight and began lurching around like Macbeth after drinking the witches brew.

https://youtu.be/5dw5hD1Jgs0

I also felt like i was wrapped up in cotton wool because my consciousness no longer extended out into the universe but had shrunk to within the confines of the room, so I was glad to have sobered up next day and got my brain back.

PS- My hard-drinking/hard-smoking Hell's Angel bro-in-law once half-jokingly said to me "Huh, you're not a man if you don't drink and smoke".
He died of cancer in his mid-sixties some years ago but I'm still around..