Personal protection

[Mortblanc]

Pete you are a genius!

We will declare ourselves a religion and present the BS deflector as a cultural artifact of ritual use.

If the Arabs can have AK rifles in the mosque basement we can have a BS detector.

We need the device to meditate three times daily, for morning news, afternoon news and evening news along with other sacred occasions such as special speeches by public officials.

Any piece of kit we own, such as machetes, swords, crossbows or spears with large shiny bronze points, can also be declared ritual objects worn during meditation and carried on our person at all times in public due to their ritual significance.