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What do you have to hand now?
26 August 2013, 16:03,
#11
RE: What do you have to hand now?
Wife and laptop.

She's deadly!!!
Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism - Thomas Jefferson
Those who sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither - Benjamin Franklin
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26 August 2013, 16:04,
#12
RE: What do you have to hand now?
Several large fenceposts, some wonderful garden tools, a garden machete, oven cleaner spray, my kitchen equipment and an irritable dog...ooh, and a partridge in a pear tree.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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26 August 2013, 16:17,
#13
RE: What do you have to hand now?
Close at hand I have a pool cue. (Break it in half if I need it pointy). Smash a mirror. Very sharp edge. Industrial plastic bag. Power cable. (Imagine swinging that round a couple of times and hitting an intruder with the plug they will go down quick)
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26 August 2013, 16:52, (This post was last modified: 26 August 2013, 16:59 by Mortblanc.)
#14
RE: What do you have to hand now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BGkUBmN9GU

PVC and hair spray?
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Every person should view freedom of speech as an essential right.
Without it you can not tell who the idiots are.
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26 August 2013, 18:57,
#15
RE: What do you have to hand now?
I tend not to keep anything to hand.

My two GSD's go a bit mental when they see anyone pick up what they perceive as a weapon.

Quite scary, if you don't know them well.

WaylanderCool
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26 August 2013, 19:30,
#16
RE: What do you have to hand now?
Beware of the sleeping Whippets!!!! haha
Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism - Thomas Jefferson
Those who sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither - Benjamin Franklin
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26 August 2013, 21:19,
#17
RE: What do you have to hand now?
Well I have three German Shepherds that wouldn't anyone enter unannounced
A major part of survival is invisibility.
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27 August 2013, 06:05,
#18
RE: What do you have to hand now?
Kettle weights n bar bell and my daughters pepper pig dvds to kill em off scares me watching them lol
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27 August 2013, 10:30,
#19
RE: What do you have to hand now?
A Sabre, Bastard sword and bows & Arrows.
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27 August 2013, 11:49,
#20
RE: What do you have to hand now?
Rotty, tantrum-prone 2 year old, or I'll use my winning personality and world renowned charm to repel would be attackers.
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