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Wife and laptop.
She's deadly!!!
Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism - Thomas Jefferson
Those who sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither - Benjamin Franklin
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Several large fenceposts, some wonderful garden tools, a garden machete, oven cleaner spray, my kitchen equipment and an irritable dog...ooh, and a partridge in a pear tree.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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Close at hand I have a pool cue. (Break it in half if I need it pointy). Smash a mirror. Very sharp edge. Industrial plastic bag. Power cable. (Imagine swinging that round a couple of times and hitting an intruder with the plug they will go down quick)
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26 August 2013, 16:52
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Every person should view freedom of speech as an essential right.
Without it you can not tell who the idiots are.
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Beware of the sleeping Whippets!!!! haha
Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism - Thomas Jefferson
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Well I have three German Shepherds that wouldn't anyone enter unannounced
A major part of survival is invisibility.
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Kettle weights n bar bell and my daughters pepper pig dvds to kill em off scares me watching them lol
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A Sabre, Bastard sword and bows & Arrows.
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Rotty, tantrum-prone 2 year old, or I'll use my winning personality and world renowned charm to repel would be attackers.