What would you do?

[Tonka]

When I told my son I wanted an air rifle for my birthday he mumbled something along the lines of when hell freezes over something about counselling and a psychiatrist

Perhaps he knows a psychiatric counsellor with an air rifle for sale?

Air rifles are bloody expensive these days though. I remember saving up my pocket money to get a Webley & Scott in the 80's. They are not pocket money prices now. Guitars however are 10 a penny now. Not that a guitar is a useful survival tool... but um... now's probably a good time for me to stop rambling