Bad times

[TOF]

First, My deepest sympathies, I suggest you have a large libation and put the Dog on high alert.
Second, Get yourself and Winston a Manshed, after all the Dog deserves a bolthole too. Have all mod cons fitted and disguised, then fill it with stuff and have an open tub of used engine oil open by the door. The smell will usually keep non prepper type women at bay.
Make sure she knows that it's not safe to be out in the evening/night, she might at least then restrict her visits to daytime while you are at work. And whatever you do... DO NOT allow Mrs 00111001 to offer your services as a taxi.
Finally, if all else fails put a positive spin on this and look upon this as escape and evasion training for you, the Dog and any family member who cares to join up! Good luck.

P.S. Yes I am a person of the female type persuasion, but i had the mother in law from hell too!