He's doing my head in now grrrr

[Prepaday]

The air rifle I had..pppfffttt. I may as well hid behind a bush with a rock in my hand ready to clock it one. For some reason I had it in my head that a rifle (coz it's a gun) would have a range of at least an arcre...Maybe I watch to much T.V?
My friends shot gun had a bigger range than the A.R . An air rifle is o'k if ya wanna lie there all night and hope one comes close but give me a shottie any day
I honestly thing my sling shot has a bigger range than the A.R