He's doing my head in now grrrr

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The old biddy next door would call the police, she stands at her kitchen window nearly all day admiring the birds, she goes through 5 loaves of brad a day feeding them. The dammed things poop in my gutter and plants start growing which blocks my gutters, when we had the car it was forever covered in poop, The washing gets covered in poop and I'm sick of it now, Across the way from me had a few pops at the pigeons and she went daft, called the police.
SHE'S DOIN MY HEAD IN NOW................