Dirty Brits??

[NorthernRaider]

(11 October 2012, 15:10)BeardyMan Wrote: Last time I got on a bus was when there was a tube strike, so didn't have a choice (had to get the train home, walking not an option).
Anyway, I'd been sat down all of 30 seconds, pinned in by some old lady, when to my horror I heard the rumblings of a female nutter behind me. "Perverts and molesters", "I can't take this rotten world", "You're all perverts and molesters, rotten bastards" etc etc
This went on for quite some time, right behind me. Not wanting to attract this random nutbag, I feigned sleep while everyone around me got up and moved to the front of the bendybus. Feeling quite alone now, and almost in a genuine state of panic, I had to chance a look at this monstrous weirdo terrorising the otherwise peaceful peasant wagon. No reflective surfaces to aid my surreptitious glance at the mongoloid stalking around behind me, so I actually had to turn fully and peek through the gap in the seats. I could immediately smell booze and piss, and recoiled slightly, the aroma stinging my eyes and offending my nostrils. I spotted movement in the now empty corner of the bus, straining to lean over the protective barrier of the chair I saw a rotten disgusting junkie rocking back an forth, still shouting her random diatribe interspersed with incomprehensible outbursts, yet still clutching onto a can of special brew. Thankfully I felt somewhat relieved as this drug addict was only about 5 foot 2, and 6 stone at most. We locked eyes, and I gave my best "leave me the fuck alone - I'm weirder than you" look. The hideous beast in the corner seemed to understand my forceful glance and hit the "next stop" button. The driver stopped immediately to let it off. The evilness exited and normality returned.
Never again.

I'm not so lucky, sadly I'm like Jasper Carrot I attract the fookers like a magnet, I always get the " Has anyone seen my Camel" Nutter on the bus